I have converted to Sggzidrixianism.
I know it is not traditional to get your Supreme Deity from a blog post. Nor is it proper cricket to accept a spiritual overlord just to poke fun at the beliefs of those who practice what Doghouse Reily aptly tags "our abiding respect for all forms of bronze age superstition".
That said, I have made my decision to render unto my imaginary LORD all I am or ever will be!!!
I gotta email Roy to find out how my gracious new OHFF* prefers his sacrifices.
*Only Holy Friend Forevah